Ready Made Prescriptions


The most fantabulous of Cocktail Deliveries, providing prescriptions to you via the medium of alcoholic wonderment!

Medicinal Mixed Alcoholic Beverages, Sweets, Syringes, Dropper Bottles, Tins and Literal Poison - all together in a nice bundle. Much better than a home visit from the Doctor, I say!

These all come Ready Made, and just need pouring over frozen water for the perfect dosage.

Choose your spirit base, and we will do the rest.

Huzzah!