Salutations,
OVER 18s ONLY
What, you have an appointment?! Well, I don't have anyone in the diary! Ah, blast.
Very well, then. Sit down, Patient.
If you must know, we - here at Arboretum Pharmaceutical Cocktail Services - provide the fine people of Norwich and beyond with that which what would fix anywho when what which might ail them. Yes, that means that we sell alcohol. Specifically high quality, delicious alcohol.
We are currently open at the following times:
Tuesday - Friday - 3pm to 10pm
Saturday - Midday to 10pm
If the door is shut, check the candle in the lantern above the front door. If it is burning, we are serving.
Please visit the Menu Bar to the side of this statement for our Booking Portal, Cocktail Kit Deliveries and Assosiated Projects.
Huzzah!