Salutations,
OVER 18s ONLY
What, you have an appointment?! Well, I don't have anyone in the diary! Ah, blast. Very well, then. Sit down, Patient.
If you must know, we - here at Arboretum Pharmaceutical Cocktail Services - provide the fine people of Norwich and beyond with that which what would fix anywho when what which might ail them. Yes, that means that we sell alcohol. Specifically high quality, delicious alcohol.
Delivery to Central Norwich 7 days a week, and to every NR Postcode every Saturday. National Deliveries are Next Day, sent out Mon-Fri, cutoff at Midday.
Add Notes to your Order at Checkout for specific requests, i.e. specific delivery date or gift messages.
Well, don't doddle, Patient!
Don't make me go from Doctor to Surgeon!